To go along with my passion for the cinema, I have also been blessed with an iron clad bladder. I never get up to go to the bathroom during movies. I just can’t stand to miss anything and hate the feeling when you return to your seat and have to ask the person you’re with what you missed. However, I understand that many of you out there enjoy sipping on a Mr. Pibb while watching NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 11: BATTLE OF THE NIXON LIBRARY. Finally, there is a website for you.
RunPee.com is a rather genius website that tells you at what point in a film to run to the bathroom. In addition, they will provide a description of what you missed in the time you were gone. For example, when watching X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE you should never pay to see it in the first place. However, if you find yourself watching it anyway, RunPee suggests hitting the head about 50 minutes into the film, right after Wolverine discovers his new claws in the bathroom. Here’s what you will have missed (SPOILER, but seriously, don’t see WOLVERINE):
Wolverine accidentally chops up some of the bathroom fixtures with his new claws/blades. He then goes downstairs for dinner with the old couple. The old man and Logan talk about motorcycles and that’s about it. Next morning Logan is out in the barn when the old man comes out and gives him his son’s old jacket. The old lady comes out with some food and that’s when a sniper shoots her and then the old man. Logan is already sitting on the motorcycle so he speeds out of the barn just as the bad guys blow it up. Chase scene ensues.
So for those with shy bladders, you now have your new bible.