The next generation will be filled with people with douchey names. Parents Magazine just released the Top 10 Baby Names for both boys and girls this year. I weep for the future.
Top Girl Names of 2008
Top Boy Names of 2008
Now if your name is Maddison, Addison or Caden and you’re offended by this post I apologize. Your parents abused you and it’s not your fault. Seriously though, change your name. If these trends continue the top 10 baby names next year will be: Jayden, Caden, Shaden, Baden, Faden, Raiden, Addison, Maddison Waddison, Naddison and Xaddison. Actually Raiden would be pretty badass because at least then you could shoot lightning out of your fingertips.