I haven’t read TWILIGHT, I don’t want to read TWILIGHT, I didn’t see the film version of TWILIGHT, I don’t want to see the film version of TWILIGHT and I want everything involving TWILIGHT to go away. Just stop it. Since this thing made a whopping $70M at the box office this weekend, and has 4 other books already published, it appears we’re in for about another decade of this stuff. My knowledge of this material is limited, but it seems to me that the success stems from the desire of young females to fuck a vampire.
So for those keeping score at home, the country can’t handle gay romance but vampire fucking is as American as apple pie.